10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.