10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!