10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."