10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm