10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.