10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.