10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.