10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss