10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris