10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi