10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson