10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."