10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow