10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fish don't eat Nutz!