10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.