10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)