10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."