10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."