10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- It's Free To Fold...