10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers