10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.