10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• It's Free To Fold...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson