10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.