10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it