10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.