10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.