10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"