10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.