10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.