10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fold and live to fold again