10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.