10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson