10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."