10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.