10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed