10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05