10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"