10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz