10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.