10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.