10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You have to piss with the dick you have