10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!