10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear