10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!