10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.