10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Welcome to kicker school
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls