10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.