10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak