10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth