10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.